Friday, September 12, 2008

Coffee Money.. More like Gourmet Coffee!

WARNING : DON'T OFFER DUIT KOPI FROM NOW ON!
DEAR FRIENDS

If you have ever paid or are thinking of paying ' Coffee Money' when stopped for traffic or other offences, DON'T EVER Do This Again. The traffic department (JPJ) has recently started a campaign to be rid of corruption. Every Officer on duty will be rewarded with RM100.00 if
they report each case of bribery to the department.

This is how they do (trick you into) it. They will note down the details of your IC/MyKad, and ask you how you want to settle ( 'Macam mana nak selesai?')

If you indicate yes or even offer to give them any money, they will report the incident by rejecting your 'Kopi Money' and get the RM100.00 instead as an incentive for their integrity and 'Honest' pubicity.

This means that You will end up having a summon issued to you and perhaps a charge for bribery.

SO DON'T PAY DUIT KOPI AGAIN , especially if you hope to go free with a lesser amount of money compared to the fine. Even if you want to pay over RM200, the JPJ Officers would rather have a 'good' name than to take your kopi money.

Just beware of their trick because the cops are now accumulating 'cookies' points for their promotion and pay increment - with your help if possible.

They should have done this to stop corruption long time ago... but anyway it's better late than never, right?

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE TO EDUCATE OTHERS ON THIS NEW ANTI-RASUAH POLICY!
AND DON'T YOU DARE TO CORRUPT ANY JPJ OR EVEN POLICE OFFICERS AGAIN!
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I got this forwarded email this morning and feel that I better post it here for your guys.
To me basicly it's just another way for them to !%&$ with us right, it's a no win situation, now I know why suddenly the coppers are much more "active" now .. earlier I attributed it to the onset of the Raya celebrations which will usually have them in a frenzied state of vigilance.
Which scares the heck out of me since my jeep is really, really tinted!
Anyways, there are times where it is important to practice the following:
1) to entrance them with your womanly charms and puppy dog eyes (works only if you're a girl and the cop is heterosexual of course!)
2) if you're from a different state, to maintain your driver's license with your hometown address so that you can apply the following "Encik, maaf ye, I'm from outstation baru pindah ke KL/PJ"
And even if you apply the above and still get a ticket, then just take the darn thing and pay up..at least it's much better than paying them "hardworking civil servant who was supposed to protect the innocent and uphold justice"

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